I think it's time for another installment of Sheriff's Reports from TinyTown...
(word for word from the newspaper...)
We have honest burglars, junkyard thieves and apparently a really ferocious possum.
Gotta love small towns. :-)
(word for word from the newspaper...)
- Intoxicated subject called and reported he just committed burglary and is headed to [town name]
- Subject tried to take something from the junkyard and is now hung up
- Subjects sitting along road playing loud music
- Someone threw eggs on car
- Heard gunshot near trailer court, may be shooting at a opossum that tried to attack a child
We have honest burglars, junkyard thieves and apparently a really ferocious possum.
Gotta love small towns. :-)
HA! I love it!
Ah... small town Indiana...
:D
I just found your blog and had to chuckle. I live in a small town in the Pacific Northwest and the police reports are the best read in our weekly paper.
Our reports often focus on cars "spinning cookies" or cougars in the backyard. It is a hoot!
I love when you post these!