The latest and greatest from the local Sheriff's Report in the newspaper....

*Car filled with smoke, occupants passing pipe back and forth

*Caller advised woman came to door and wanted ride, caller refused now 80 year old man has picked woman up and caller is concerned for welfare

*Neighbor cut down tree on property line and it fell on caller's doghouse

*Caller advised broke into house to go to the bathroom, now dogs won't let her out of the house

I never cease to be amazed by what we believe law enforcement can solve...